Monday, February 04, 2008

Mary's Natal Chart


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Originally uploaded by marymarymarymary
When I was born, some hippie friend of my mom (no offense if you're out there!) did this crazy ass chart on the day I was born that supposedly spells out my entire future. But she forgot the interpretation part, so I've been living under a cloud of mystery for the last couple of decades.

Does anyone know how to read this thing? Am I totally screwed? Help!

Fun Fact (?): The story is that I was born at lunchtime on my due date in a two-hour natural birth with no drugs and no c-section. And my family claims that my mom went back to her office later that same day. DAMN.